The sea IS black. It's blacker than the rest of the continent, just not blacker than the light-less New York.
Well, no duh it's not as black as New York. New York is pretty fucking black.  I just mean, come on. That bitch Pumpkin thinks she can spit on a sister and get away with it? Nuh-uh!
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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