My son brought home a couple of The Where's Waldo books from the library. Made me laugh cuz I thought of you know who.

I picked my bass up from the shop after having treated it to a pickup upgrade. God, I've never heard such beautiful tone come from a bass guitar.

Well play us a tune and let us be the judge!!!


TIS

I'll have to join the legion of so-so youtube guitar videos

But, the bass sounds so amazing (And it sounding great to begin with, it's a Musicman Stingray... Which is a $1500 god-of-all-basses for those of you who aren't guitar savvy), I might just have to bust out the video camera.

Can I blame her for my cold that I've had over a week now?

No, blame God for that.

I'm going to my niece's bachelorette party tonight. Plenty of booze and a stripper. I get to see an almost naked man. But then, I have to throw money at him to do it. The story of my life.

I think not.

I joined a large corporation as a summer co-op couple of weeks ago. On the first day we had orientation. At the end of it, they wanted to show us the activity center. we were taken for a 15 minute trip and shown all the sports equipment and facilities. We were then taken to the swimming pool and men's locker room. As our guy was explaining something, a completely naked man walked past us. That is the first time I have ever been in a locker room in my life and the first time I saw a naked man. The strange thing is that most of us were dressed formally and having files and brochures etc with us when the naked man walked past us. Very wierd feeling Just a minute later another guy came out of a shower holding just a towel to his crotch. I decided immediately that I would never come anywhere near this place ever.

Those pennies you threw at me hurt!!!

Too bad I realized it too late that you were paying me to keep my clothes ON.

Boy, did you read that wrong. :0

Actually, the fucking male stripper called 15 minutes after he was supposed to be there to say his car broke down and he couldn't make it. So we fucking made our own plans. We booked a VIP room at a gay male strip club. 45 minutes was your limit though. These guys are what's known as twinks. They look like little boys, with their little penises. I felt like asking one if he was cold...hahaha. Let me tell you girls, you haven't gone to a male strip club until you've gone to a gay one. They don't strip down to a G string. They strip down to bare balls. One actually humped a rolled up dollar bill..hahaha. After our 45 minutes was up we had to shoot, because downstairs was for men only..hahaha. At least I came up close and personal to a nekked man. That's my fill for the next year probably..haha.

I saw a nude hobo in Jersey one time.

And that was the tale of the last time I ventured into Jersey.

Just Fucking Awesome. FACT

Who invented exercise? What a jerk.

The same moron who put fat and calories in cheesecake.

Erm, that was God as well.

You mean that Sara Lee is God?

Actually, God only invented angel food cake. Lucifer countered with devil's food cake, which is richer and more fattening, in order to lead us into temptation. Therefore, I would also surmise that cheesecake is the work of the devil.

Not to mention every other food that isn't good for your heart but good for your taste buds.

I...really do not want to live in the United States of America anymore.

I despise this nation with every inch of my being.

Is there the same amount fat and calories in frozen cheesecake?

Have some cheesecake. You'll feel much better about things.

All frozen cheesecake is fat free. I'm not a big cheesecake fan, but I do love ice cream cakes. They're fat free too.

Why?

Don't let the flag hit you in the ass on the way out.

I just pinched a loaf that defied gravity. Really, I don't know how it came out of me. I think I know what childbirth must be like.

The politics, the (fat) people, the pollution, the corporations, fast food, the media, MTV, the education system, the patriotism, the arrogance, the greed, the selfishness, the idiocy, the scum, the c*nts, the dogs, the filth, the shit.

Which one do you come under..

Ya know, you really aren't as funny as you think you are.

A-HUR-HUR-HUR.

Instead of hijacking Don Cardi's birthday thread, I thought I'd reply to you in here, Lead.



Well, I called to have internet installed, and they tried to tell me I'd have to call and make another appointment, AND pay another installation fee. So, I didn't make the other appointment, and just waited til the cable guy got here and told him what they said. He laughed. Said he REALLY didn't feel like making two trips, and that it was stupid of them to even suggest it.

They tried to get me to pay $37.99 for the internet, in addition to the $49.99 for the cable. I said "Nooo. When I called, they told me cable and internet would be only $79.99 a month." The guy on the other end fumbled and said "Uh.. yeah... We have that promotion going on too.." And I told him that's what I want, nothing else. So...... that's what I got!

Good for you kiddo!

BTW - Thanks for being considerate of Don Cardi's birthday thread. My bad.