DB   55	 2016  Lincecum (29) -- no need for a pun 
JL   28	 1983  *yawn* but Teixeira (10) noteworthy
DA ^ 52	 1969  Oswalt (22), ARamirez (9); but stinky Colon (8)
JG   41	 1960  Schilling (6); Two RPs (19); Mastsui (-2), I-Rod (-1)
DM   14	 1943  Offense (39), but Dumpster (-25)
TM   35	 1903  Dye (12); Papelbon (8)
BL   33	 1803  Guerrero (12); Soria (8) 
FC   93	 1696  Carmona (39), Sheets (27) lead way to almost 100 pts
AP   36	 1623  *yawn* and no one noteworthy except Kazmir (10)