I was ecstatic when I started up my Yahoo StatTracker and saw I got 34 points from Adrian Gonzalez! 4 home runs! Then I noticed he was 9 for 16 in a game with the final score of 5 to 1. I think the person entering the stats into StatTracker was a little drunk or something.
Don't feel bad. It had Soriano on my team going 0-8 with 10 walks.