I don't know about that. I would think that a fake pair of breasts would be a perfect place to hide some explosives, no??
I've seen some explosive breasts over the years.
And I'm sure in the pure interest of public safety, you spent much time dismantling those explosives.
I'll take the job. But you can bet dollars to donuts that I'll be accused of profiling because I'll only check the breasts of those who fit this type of profile :
They'd kill you, DC. But what a great way to go.
Then I want to be killed!
Now if these two ladies were stopped by airport security for scrutiny, you can bet that Osama bin laden and his 48 brothers could dance a Conga line onto the plane without getting a second look.
