Originally Posted By: DonVitoCorleone
Busy with a million things dude.


Take a lesson...

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Work


Me = unemployed.


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graduation shit


I still have a year left of people stressing me out by telling me I won't excel in life if I don't pay extra attention to detail that are actually quite minuscule and built-up.

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troubles with the law


I tattooed my prison number on my chest.

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NBA Playoffs


I'm not quite sure what these are. I'm certain it involves excess testostorone.

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yardwork


Have you seen my lawn lately? We don't do shit, and resultingly it is blanketed in weeds with a few patches of dirt. The lower the expectations, the harder it is to get let down.

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babysitting


The doctors are still trying to reshape the Jacobsins' kid's head. Ever since that, people just sort of stopped asking me to watch their kids.

"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."