I have a question. It stems from several big arguments I've had with my girlfriend over the last couple of years and I want to know if this is something other couples fight about. So there will be two polls for the women and two for the men.

So here's the problem. My girlfriend gets extremely upset when I don't let her pop my pimples. No joke. She has a pimple popping fetish. When she asks me why I won't let her I repeatedly have to say "......Pain! It hurts!". She then tells me I'm being a wuss, which is funny because I have a high tolerance for pain, but when it comes to popping pimples it feels like someone is stabbing me with needles. The thing is, she gets very upset with me when I don't let her and she expects me to compromise and let her pop just one or two so she can get her fix. Compromise, like we're trying to figure out who gets to watch the next television show. My reason for sticking with the "no" answer is that other relationship compromises don't consist of physical pain for one of the two people.

She insists that if I were to go ask a hundred women, at least fifty percent would say they want to pop their men's pimples as well. Is she right? Is this pimple popping fetish that common?

Women - Do you enjoy popping your man's pimples? single choice
	Yes
	No
Votes accepted starting: 06/15/07 12:38 PM
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Women - If 'Yes' does your man try to fight it? single choice
	Yes
	No
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Men - Does your woman try to pop your pimples? single choice
	Yes
	No
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Men - If 'Yes' do you fight it? Or do you allow her to pop away? single choice
	I fight it.
	I allow her to.
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Also, regardless of your answers, do you know other women, or I guess men as well, who love to pop peoples pimples?

I don't even like popping my own pimples, let alone someone else's. I've never even thought about popping a boyfriend's pimples.

However, my last ex told me that his last ex LOVED to pop his. She was about 5 or 6 years older than he was, and claimed it was because she misses her "younger skin"... I dunno, maybe she's part snake and shed her old skin. Who knows.

But thats the only other time I've heard of a girl popping her guy's zits.

My mother's the same with my dad. She used to be with me, but knows better these days. My dad gives in eventually and puts up with stupid amounts of pain; I've no idea why.

I think you should suggest a new compromise, like pulling one hair out of her head for every pimple she pops. That seems reasonable to me. Or you could smash one of her kneecaps in with a hammer for every pimple she pops. But that might get complicated after two pops.

Better yet, Capo.

For every pimple she pops, he anally violates her at least 3 times.

My ex was too wrapped up in my penis to even know my pimples existed.

The pimples on your penis?

Pizzaboy, it's a given that you anally violate women anyway. Frequency depends on how energetic you're feeling.

On that note, Blibble, I think you need to remind your girl that she is the object, not you. It's you who are beneficial to society, not she.

If I told her that. I would be completely useless to society as a homeless person.

She was inside it ? Jesus god! Swollen tip*?


*Really gross website. That's all I'll say. I don't want to upset anyone by linking to it. But, it'll make you hurt in the pants.

Haha. I just looked that up. Very hot.

Yeah, it makes me ejaculate all over.

That is, I ejaculate blood.

*with my penis

Did you check out swollen tip?

It'll give you an erection so hard that it'll bleed and leak pus. I promise.

You wrap girls up with your penis? What is it, a fire hose?

Is this the same as picking your toenails in Poughkeepsie?

That's it, DC! I'm gonna nail you!

Man, what a disgusting thread. I'll have nightmares tonight. Flowers, butterflies, flowers, butterflies...

Yes.

Yes, this is not quite what I had in mind when I started it. Chocolate pudding, blocks of cheese, chocolate pudding, blocks of cheese....

I misread your question as "nipples" and was like, huh?

In any event, pimples shouldn't be popped unless you want permanent scars on your face.

Who knows, if it was up to her she might try to pop my nipples too.

Oh dear! If you want the problem to go away simply stop even imagining those wicked foods. That's why pimples grow on you in the first place.

No, these are just the things I dream about. I wish I had chocolate pudding and blocks of cheese. The pimples are genetic. I swear.

Hey Blibble my girlfriend is obsessed with squeezing some of my pimples.Granted i dont have that many but when one or two show up shes all over them.She actually gets quite upset when i tell her to stop.I think some how she thinks it brings us closer together.

I don't get so many pimples these days, but my wife seems to enjoy plucking my nasal hairs

Boy, I'm missing out on all the fun by not being married.

I'll be right over.

Good. I could use my toe nails clipped.

I'll settle for my pimples being popped before I let her touch my nose hairs.