I love it when a doctor tells you to quit smoking, then goes outside and lights up a cigarette.

Has anyone ever been dreaming, and then realized it was a dream, and from there, been able to control their actions from within the dream?

I did last night. It was bizarre. I had a dream that I was in my car, driving along, when I saw Mick walking down the road, and I stopped and offered him a ride. He got in the car, and I thought, "Why the hell is he in New York?" I also realized rather similarly to how he appeared in that first picture he posted of himself on here, three years ago or so, when myself and many other members were new to the boards. I knew I had to be dreaming, so from there I had total control of my dream. I began by touching Mick's hair.... Er... you know. To test the waters.

It was bizarre.

Sodomite!!

I've heard of high school boys wanting to get in the girls' pants, but this is ridiculous.

Klyd, Best post today!!

I was at a bar once and this nice looking gal was wearing the tightest pants I've ever seen.... I mean they looked like they were painted on. I went up to her and asked, "How the hell do you get into those pants"? She replied, "Well, you can start by buying me a drink".

Strange, when I was in high school I used to do this almost every night. For some reason that has stopped and I no longer realize I'm dreaming. Maybe it's because my dreams are so crazy most of the time that I just enjoy them and don't want to change anything about them.

Where did I leave me skinny jeans.

What do you want to drink??

I'll tell you, there is no item of clothing more comfortable than jeans, as long as they fit right.

Don't know that I was ever "poured" into a pair of jeans, however,do any of the ladies here remember squeezing into tight jeans??? Didn't matter that you couldn't breathe, they had to be snug. Oh, and the "bell" had to be just the right length, just brushing the toe of your shoes

TIS

I've never found of jeans that I feel comfortable in. Resultingly, I never wear jeans. I previously owned one pair of jeans, which I cut into uber-short jean shorts for the short film I made for my French class. But, beyond comfort, I just look ridiculously stupid in them. I've always been very sensitive when it comes to clothing, though. I cut all the tags out of my t-shirts until I was about 12. I've never felt comfortable in ties, knit sweaters, or collared shirts with the top few buttons buttoned... I'm just very awkward.

If you're a lanky, underweight white man, I don't think any article of clothing is more comfortable than a pair of cargo pants.

You mean you were able to get used to the tags? How did you get over that itchy feeling?! I still have holes in the backs of all my shirts from ripping the tags off. Cutting them doesn't work because it just leaves a little bit of tag there to still scratch on the back of my neck. The only way to be comfortable is to just rip the tag off and live with a hole in your shirt.

Surprise me.

LLC,

I guess it's a matter of taste. For me, jeans are a wardrobe "must have", and in both blue and black. They can be pricey, but another plus is they last a long time and well worth the money.

Bibble, I hear you with the "tag" thing. I hate that itchy feeling. I've had tops that I've cut the tag out of and it still itches. It's so annoying. I'd have no choice but not to wear it.

TIS

Jeans last a long time unless, like in my case, they shrink. It has nothing to do with my gaining weight, it's the jeans. They just keep getting smaller.

I don't know, I just sort of got used to it, I guess.

So that's where the key that I left for you is! In your jeans!

I wear the same pair of jeans everyday unless there's a very large, noticeable stain on them. Then I just go to my second pair of jeans until the other ones get out of the wash.

I guess someone has to buy me a drink then so I can find them.

What does that key open???

The cabinet with the zucchinis in it.

I was just having a discussion about Zucchinis and Cucumbers with my girlfriend... apparently she's not the only one...

Does she like them microwaved?

She refused to go into detail saying "Not ME, but I've heard other women..." I said yeah right, and she wouldn't talk to me any more with a grin on her face. HMMM...

To answer your question... probably?

EDIT: I'm going to stop talking now before I get in trouble.

I'm hungover. This sucks.

Well, that means you were drinking last night. You go girl!

Why do they have a contest for the world's ugliest dog? That's just cruel. Would it be pc to select the world's ugliest human?

Oy. That's all I can say. We drank almost 5 bottles of wine, plus there were watermelon martinis. I had to get up to take my daughter to work.

I was a bad Mama last night. I forgot to turn my cell phone off during VBS(vacation bible school) and wouldn't you know my phone started ringing.