Well, I'll see that challenge and raise you another...let's see which of us manages to score an even zero again!
Your on! What other awards could we have? Something like "Most days in last place even though he/she tried"? Or "Made the Most Excuses"? or "Talked About Something Other Than Baseball" award? Hmm.... what else?
"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin and Hobbes