Mrs. R, is it one or 2 more years before you are able to drink legally?

Suck-up
I'll get started on your Jeter cake right away!

Speaking of suck-ups...

SB, you know what
I would do for you? I'd have the real Jeter pop out of the birthday cake.
(Yes, I'm a suck-up, too.

)
I'm sorry I didn't know about your special day, but I hope you had a wonderful time.