I have a cigarette holder from two or three Halloween's ago when I dressed up like him. I almost feel like I need to take up smoking so I can use it.
I let my friend smoke out of it, though. Now it taste like shit and vomit had a baby. Cigarette's have a god awful taste.
I thought about smoking a joint with it, but it's not worth it. It filter's the smoke way too much. That's probably the only reason Thompson didn't die of lung cancer at 35. Those things just filter the cigarette so much... You barely get any of the smoke.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
