You'll see sooner or later

You know how DC likes to use convert Godfather dialogue into conversations between GBB members? I asked him to compile his "best of" in this thread.

During the Senate testimony scene, I think you should be Tom Hagen, yelling at the Senate committee:

BL - "The Giants owes its fans an offense, the Giants owes its fans an offense... An offense, Senator."

SC,

Can you re-name this the manly mans fart thread?

Stay gassy my brother.

Oh okay! I gotcha! I love when DC does that too, I just didn't realize that's what you were referring to.

Little slow there, Blib?? Oh, that's right, this is The Guy's Thread.

Sorry, just carrying on a little shoe squeezing, since PB seems to think that's what women do best.

Oh, SC, I'm surprised the ozone didn't rip completely open with some of those. Mr. Babe would completely side with you on the scented candle thing. He runs around smelling EVERYthing. Unscented dryer sheets, unscented Downy, unscented deodorant, and definitely NO scented candles!!

It's not what women do best, just what they love doing the most.

Since it's the only way to make sure that men actually ACCOMPLISH anything, then, yeah, it's our lot in life.

That was just mean.

Hey... whaddya think... this is a Godfarter message board??

Very good one, SC.

SC is known for a RIP ROARING good time.

I come home to see 'Ten Things' by CS, and that I've been featured in a DC GF parody...it's my lucky day!!

DC, thanks so much for the disclaimer. I enjoy trying the "I'm smaht" impersonation just as much as the next person, but I was a little worried about being perceived as a Fredo. I love the "Mickey Mouse TZ marathon" line. But I'd never call Don Sicilia the d-word!!

CS, pictures of Carlos Lee would also keep me interested. Besides, I'd love to know what jokes you'll think up about him.

Oh, and watch those Twilight Zone episodes!!

If I were going to research that...if I ran a search for "penis" in posts by J Geoff...my computer would probably freeze up from all the results that would show up.

Yes indeed. Scale of 1 to 10, what would you rate him?

Gina, if we give a Cooties Alert when men (OK, boys) show up in the Ladies Thread, does this mean they will flash the dreaded Scented Candle Alert when we post in the Guy's Thread???

I'm the opposite of Mr. Babe. My sense of smell is very diminished. It has its benefits as well as drawbacks.

He makes me crazy. I can't even put on perfume when he's in the house. If I want to wear perfume, I have to wait until after he leaves for work to spray it on.

Ah, is this when Jeter visits?

As if he'd want to ever leave....;)

I'm man enough to admit it! Wait... slow to understand what SB?

This thread is already DYING! Quick, someone post a picture of a hot guy so the ladies will say something, then follow up with a belch or fart or... or... anything.

Scented Candle Alert!!

I warned you, Blib. It's been tried before, and it failed. You'd be better off wandering into the Ladies Thread every now and then.

Well, I'm giving you a little shot in the arm by posting here, but I think it's like handing out aspirin during an Ebola outbreak.

So, the ladies are needed to bring some energy into this thread?

Probably because we talk so much anyway, right?

Let's talk about Sleepless in Seattle, shopping, and chocolate. Let's share our feelings with each other and share recipes. Let's compare hairstyles and nail colors, then set out a few scented candles.

Sorry. I'm probably going to scare the guys out of their own thread. I guess my post should be related to baseball, shouldn't it?

Hmm...is this good?

Yes, indeed. It certainly shows the beauty of baseball.

I think guys should tell dirty jokes and girls will tell "butt stories" - i.e tales of their sexual shenanigans and ballyhoo. If you don't have any to tell, ladies, then make it up! Even better!

I don't have a joke so I'll just share w/ everyone a new masturbation technique I recently learned about.
It's called...*drum roll*..."THE STRANGER!"

Basically, guys, when you want to have a "good time"..let your hand fall asleep. Lay on it or something for a good ten minutes so that it has NO feeling. Therefore..when you use that hand to "pleasure" yourself, it will be as if someone other than yourself is administering. Hence the name..."THE STRANGER!"

Now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are. [/Larry the Cable Guy]

fee..lings?

No, there's no feeling. That's why it's sooo great. Don't ya get it? It's the STRAANGER..

It doesn't work, btw.

It's a myth.

Gina, I went shopping today for some new undergarments. The mall was PACKED. I SO wanted to stop at the Godiva store, because I was CRAVING some dark chocolate truffles (you KNOW how badly you crave chocolate at certain times of the month!!), but we gals must watch our weight!! Then I popped into Yankee Candle and picked up some lavender scented marvels. Afterwards, I came home and whipped up a lovely chicken dinner. Remind me to send you the recipe for the marinade. It was DIVINE!!!! Afterwards, I popped Terms of Endearment into the DVD player, and had SUCH a cleansing cry!!



You mean like that???

Wow, SB, what a post! Bravo!

That was almost too girly for me.

I knew you'd have to work the Yankees in somehow.

BURRRRRRRRPPPPPPP (trying to bring back a more manly feeling to this thread)