This chick says to me "give me 12 inches and make it hurt."
I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth.
What about the other 4"
Oh no you didn't.
Oh yeah, I went there...I live there lol
The last girl I was with thought I was huge, I used to use a cucumber every night, until she turned the lights on, but I thought it was easier for me to explain the cucumber than for her to explain the kids...
