Yet she didn't mention Jeter! In a "girly stuff" post! How is that possible?

SC, besides burps, how about a crotch grab or a slap on another guy's butt? I see it all the time in baseball. Very manly.

I have no problem with a crotch grab (as long as its my own crotch I'm grabbing) but I draw the line at slapping another guy's butt.

Thank you SC, for bringing some manliness back to this thread.

Fart...burp...smack that bitch in the ass...

That's more like it.

And spitting!! You must SPIT!!!

Well, Jeter's batting .336 and he's HOT!!! Is that better???

Save it for the ladies thread.

No, not really.

Now, if you'd like to mention some good, old-fashioned, girl on girl porn, we'll be back in business.

Save it for the library.

A hundred degrees, boys.

So, on a day like this, is it boxers, briefs or commando?

I have that formunda cheese thing going on today, myself.

EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW.

I told you broads it was the guys thread!

Have you not heard of a little something called AIR CONDITIONING??? It's the latest rage here in the 'burbs!

Gotta be boxers... on a hot day like this everything's gotta hang free and have air.

When my boys get to sticking to me, there ain't enough air conditioning in the world.

And thank you for that picture!! That reminds me of the Christmas morning when my brother called me up. We were expected at his house for dinner that afternoon. He called to tell me that while they were at church, the dog ate chocolate and got sick all over the house. They not only had to clean up, but had rushed the dog to the doggie ER. He wanted to know if we wouldn't mind delaying dinner by an hour or so.

I told him, "No problem," and was about to hang up when he said, "Thanks, I really appreciate it. I just got our of the shower and I still have to get dressed. I'm standing here buck naked!"

Now THERE'S a Christmas memory!! Ho, ho, ho!!!

Boxers? Briefs? what are you guys talking about?

Don't mention it. We guys have issues just like you women do.

One of YOUR issues that I hate to picture - when a woman wears pantyhose (hate them things) and she farts, her ankles blow up.

What do Pantyhose and Brooklyn have in common?

They both have a flat bush in them.

figured I couldn't get that by you lol

Pantyhose = hardon killers.

Reminds me of a gal I dated once.... we were "going at it" pretty good and one thing lead to another. Afterwards I told her, "Gee, if I knew you were a virgin I would've taken more time". She replied, "Hell, if I knew you had more time I would've taken off my pantyhose".

No doubt, SC.

Those things get pretty ripe in this weather, too.

And you can never quite get that smell out of a broad's ankles.

Nylons on the other hand....

Nylons make good soup.

WHAT?

Just trying to gross out SC.

You know, moldy, smelly pantyhose make a nice soup, like a used tampon.

I was wearing boxers all day but it just got hotter and hotter (and this ancient AC can't keep up w/ the afternoon sun pounding on it) ...so now the boys are airing out uninhibitedly.

Hmmm, maybe that belongs in the Ladies Threads for their enjoyment, rather than this sausage party!

Air those boys out, Geoffy!!

No, that does not belong in the Ladies' Thread, by any means.

Definitely not the purpose for us over there.

Maybe if I looked like Willy or Jeter there wouldn't be a problem...

Maybe if you looked like Willy or Jeter you wouldn't be so sexually preoccupied