Originally Posted By: pizzaboy
I just read that a baby mammoth, resembling an elephant from the ice age, was found in Russia in perfect condition.

Ann Coulter says it's a hoax.


I just read that Ann Coulter was found entombed in Russian permafrost, perfectly preserved, and scaring the local villagers.

The baby mammoth was not immediately available for comment.

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