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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Don Cardi]
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07/13/07 03:10 PM
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I know people who will sit in their cars, in the parking lot outside of internet cafe's, with their laptops out.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: long_lost_corleone]
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07/13/07 03:12 PM
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Beth E
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I know people who will sit in their cars, in the parking lot outside of internet cafe's, with their laptops out. I know people who sit in parked cars with their........ Oh, never mind. 
How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin
When there's a will...put me in it.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: long_lost_corleone]
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07/13/07 03:13 PM
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pizzaboy
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I know people who will sit in their cars, in the parking lot outside of internet cafe's, with their laptops out. Yup, or park outside a Marriott or other big hotel chain that has free wireless.
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Beth E]
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07/13/07 03:15 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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I know people who will sit in their cars, in the parking lot outside of internet cafe's, with their laptops out. I know people who sit in parked cars with their........ Oh, never mind. Oh god, I had an "incident" with a guy sitting alone in his car at a red light a year or so ago...
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: long_lost_corleone]
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07/13/07 03:16 PM
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pizzaboy
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I know people who will sit in their cars, in the parking lot outside of internet cafe's, with their laptops out. I know people who sit in parked cars with their........ Oh, never mind. Oh god, I had an "incident" with a guy sitting alone in his car at a red light a year or so ago... Did he CORN-HOLE you?
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: pizzaboy]
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07/13/07 03:18 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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Yes, we took turns dildoing one another with a cob of corn, actually.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: pizzaboy]
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07/13/07 03:20 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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I guess I provoked that response, smart ass that I am.
From a 17 year old kid, no less. I out witted you, old man. The bold marker indicates that I deepen my voice something the likeliness of Batman when I say "old man".
Last edited by long_lost_corleone; 07/13/07 03:21 PM.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: long_lost_corleone]
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07/13/07 03:21 PM
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pizzaboy
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I out witted you, old man.
The bold marker indicates that I deepen my voice something the likeliness of Batman when I say "old man". Likeliness? Uh, I think you meant likeness. Well, there's always state college.
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: pizzaboy]
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07/13/07 03:23 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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I out witted you, old man.
The bold marker indicates that I deepen my voice something the likeliness of Batman when I say "old man". Likeliness? Uh, I think you meant likeness. Well, there's always state college. I'm actually planning on community college. Dead animals don't peel themselves off the highway, you know.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: svsg]
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07/13/07 03:23 PM
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pizzaboy
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Yes, we took turns dildoing one another with a cob of corn, actually. Corn cobs were last used as dildos 2 million years ago by neanderthal women. And those cavemen were none too happy about it.
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: long_lost_corleone]
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07/13/07 03:25 PM
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pizzaboy
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I out witted you, old man.
The bold marker indicates that I deepen my voice something the likeliness of Batman when I say "old man". Likeliness? Uh, I think you meant likeness. Well, there's always state college. I'm actually planning on community college. Dead animals don't peel themselves off the highway, you know. As Judge Smales said in CADDYSHACK, "well, the world needs ditch diggers, too."
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: whisper]
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07/13/07 04:19 PM
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bogey
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Its Friday the 13th!!!!......scared???? I was born on Friday the 13th, boy.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: bogey]
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07/13/07 04:21 PM
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Its Friday the 13th!!!!......scared???? I was born on Friday the 13th, boy. That explains quite a bit. 
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: whisper]
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07/13/07 04:23 PM
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pizzaboy
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I was born in a dingo farm.
At the age of 7,i was running around on all fours,chasing sheep around. Melbourne, Australia: Where men are men....and sheep are scared.
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: pizzaboy]
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07/13/07 04:26 PM
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bogey
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Its Friday the 13th!!!!......scared???? I was born on Friday the 13th, boy. That explains quite a bit.  I get that a lot, loffles. 
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Re: Random Post Whoring
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07/13/07 04:27 PM
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Its Friday the 13th!!!!......scared???? I was born on Friday the 13th, boy. That explains quite a bit.  I get that a lot, loffles. I am SO glad that loffles is catching on. My adopted son LLC, who was an accident, by the way, came up with that little ditty.
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Sicilian Babe]
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07/13/07 04:36 PM
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pizzaboy
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I am SO glad that loffles is catching on. My adopted son LLC, who was an accident, by the way, came up with that little ditty. How do you adopt someone by accident? Thank you, Professor. 
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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