Are you bringing Jimmy and Henry with you?

Had enough have ya???

Cant handle it eh?

whisper 1 PB Nuthin'

Uh, excuse me, but I shit bigger than you, son.

Of course you shit bigger than me.

Only your colon can handle that much weight

I haven't had time to read many of the messages posted the last few days, so when I clicked on the Random Post Whoring thread I had a little catching up to do. It's funny to see the evolution of topics here. It went from The Birthday of this BB, to this:




This thread is by far the most entertaining. Day to day, or by the minute even, you don't know what in the world is going to be discussed.

Potty on, Garth.

Its great isn't it?

I am totally, 100% convinced, that I am not meant to be in any sort of real relationship. I'm annoyed too easily, I think.

Guys really fucking annoy the shit out of me.

I just tried hanging out with this guy my friend hooked me up with. He's a great guy. Funny, nice blah blah blah. He just left. He got here at like, 12:30. I kinda wanted him to leave at 12:32.

Ugh.

Do I hear those three letters rearing their head?

PMS

No, no, no. That was a couple weeks ago.

OK.... then you just haven't met the right guy yet.

SOMEWHERE out there is a guy for ya, bogey...

Despair my child. It doesn't get any easier.

Maybe your standards are too high.

Oh yeah, that's right Beth, encourage the poor kid.

Bogey, you can father my children if you want.

No no, Capo. We've got to keep the bloodline American in order to be sure that the kid is fucked up enough to post on these boards one day.

Ten songs I'd like to use in films:

In no particular order, of course; if you're interested in these, I cannot recommend them enough...

"13 Angels Stand Guard 'Round the Side of Your Bed" by A Silver Mt. Zion
"Remind Me" by Röyksopp
"Amo Bishop Roden" by Boards of Canada
"Domino" by Aphex Twin
"Cassius Clay" by Dennis Alcapone
"The Mexican" by Danny C
"Black Panter" by Lee 'Scratch' Perry
"Ordinary Version Chapter 3" by ET Randy's All Stars
"My Weakness" by Moby
"Like Hearts Swelling" by Polmo Polpo

Well, I was referring to an incident I had downtown, stopped next to a guy with his genitals out at a red light.

But yeah, last January I hit a tree going 40 miles an hour. Miraculously the driver and myself both walked away completely uninjured, and I forget the time, but I believe it was around 10:15 or 10:30, and I think Bogey said she awoke from a nightmare about me at the time. And, a series of other events happened around that time. It was also horribly coincidental and lucky, in that I had buckled my seat belt less than a minute before the crash. I definitely would've been dead if it weren't for that seatbelt... I don't let anyone ride with me unless they're buckled now.

But, it's crazy you bring this up. Last week a friend of mine was in the same scenario that I was in. He was a passenger in a car that hit a tree going about half the speed I was traveling at, and he wasn't as lucky as I was. He's in the hospital now, he broke two ribs and punctured a lung. They had to remove his spleen, and now he's been in a hospital bed, on morphine all week. It's just too bad they had to take his spleen out, because he'll be on medication for life now, and he can't do anything too extreme--and he is an active snowboarder and mountain bicyclist, and loves going to out of control rock shows with mosh pits and all that... So, he's really going to have to moderate the way he spends he leisure time. It's really weird how these things work out.

I think it was like, 10:42.. because I remember thinking it was weird that it was 42, the meaning of life.

Seriously, one time when I was younger I spent a few hours trying to work out the next time my birthday would fall on Friday 13th.

I was born on the 12th.

Both of my brothers had their 13th birthdays on Friday the 13th. My older brother just had his 19th birthday yesterday.

Wait a second...

19-13 = 6. 6+6 = 12. 12-1 = 11, 11-2 = 9, 9/11!!!!! 0MG MY BRO WUZ RESPONSIBEL 4 NIEN ELVEN OMGOMG292!!!@374628ERH!!!11!!1!!1!!!

My nephew was born on Friday the 13th in January, 1967. On that day there was a 13 alarm fire (the largest at the time) in Brooklyn involving the Brooklyn Union Gas Co. ("Brooklyn Union" has 13 letters). Last two digits of the year (67) total 13 when you add them together.

Big fuckin deal. < (hey, that has 13 letters)

I stubbed my toe at 9:30 one morning, and at 9:30 that same night.

It fucking hurt both times.

I had a problem with one of my molars the other night. I immediately knew it was 2:30 ... (tooth hurty).

At 10.30 pm (22:30), you must have been in great pain

I don't understand some of the utterly, atrociously violent images that enter my head sometimes.

You realize how many jokes I could cook up involving your nationality right now, right?

LAWLZ