bad timing on that post

baaaaaaad timing

Wow, no capital letters at the beginning of the sentences, and no periods.

I'm a baaaaaaaaaaaaad boy.

Your mom's bad timing.

OOOHH. Burrrrn.

Quit fucking doing that, you bastard.

Roffles waffles with butter, extra syrup, a side of bacon, and a few pieces of toast with orange juice to drink.

DVC, save yourself the pain. You'll never really get there.

Get where exactly?

It never really mattered.

I see what you're getting at.

Radiohead sucks anyways. Nickelback all the way!

Nickelback... please... a Bon Jovi opening act?? Gimme BJ any day.

I figured you would.

Oh man, hell yeah. That guy from Nickelback has one helluva voice.

Bon Jovi... You and your dated stadium rock.

I already saw all the concerts you'd drool to see... so whatever...

I think I'll go drop a couple babies in the pool.

Geoff, how can we possibly maintain an atmosphere of seriousness, propriety and respectability on these Boards if you constantly feed us straight lines?

Oh...you meant Bon Jovi...?

Never mind.

Signor V.

I'm going to lick your nostrils. Both of them.

Did anyone see those two brothers get gored in the ass at the same time at the running of the bulls?

What are the odds?

I gotta say, that was some funny shit.

I've never understood that whole thing. How is this a sporting event? Let me throw myself in the way of angry enormous animals that have huge sharp horns....

Yes, but enough about football, let's talk bull-running.

Oooooh! See what I did there? Did you? Huh? Did you?

I don't get it either.

Yeah, I never got it either. What happened to real sports, like underground dog fights?

Oh, that reminds me. Finally saw Amores perros, Capo. I just wish I could motivate myself to write a proview... Not to mention the handful of other films I've seen the last two or three months that I'm also too lazy to post my thoughts on.

LLC is a closeted jock.

Yup, he plays high school sports. He's just afraid to hurt his ultra-liberal image by going public.

Okay, seriously, this guy (the one my friend tried to hook me up with, and i hated.) is on my last nerve.

Apparently he drunk dialed his phone book last night, and left me a 5 minute voicemail.

I want to pummel my face with a fucking hammer.

No, I want to pummel his face with a fucking hammer.

I just told him that I do not want a relationship, or anything even remotely resembling a relationship. When he left the other night, he asked for a hug and I said okay. Then he kissed me on the cheek, even though I had shot him down earlier when he said he was "thinking about asking me if he can do something." So I also just told him that I generally don't kiss my friends.. and this is how he responds:

"Stop your making me like you more, i'm just the same way i don't just kiss anyone. God your like the girl i've been wanting my hole life. Don't get sacred please"

"I'm not crazy, or going to do anything i just like you and i still understand why do are doing that. It's all good :)"

I be myself, he likes me. I be more of an asshole than I usually am, and he likes me more.

What the hell.

I would be happy if I just didn't have to deal with people at all, ever. They infuriate me.

I had to pay my rent today. $385. Which left me broke.

But I just found $20 in my driveway. Well technically, I share the driveway with my neighbors.

Its probably my neighbor's.

I guess they should have been friendlier.



I swear, for as big a dick as I am, I have amazing karma.

With lines like those above that little bastard better prepare himself for a life of celibacy.

It might be different down where you are but up here in New York there's a rule that covers this:

Finders keepers, losers weepers.

It usually takes me a couple months to feel that way.

Maybe this was love at first sight.

Maybe you're taking the wrong approach. Maybe you should tell him that you are crazy about him, that you want to get married right away, want to start having kids asap, want to have 5 or 6 kids one after another, want him to get you a big house and a brand new car as soon as you come back from your 3 week honeymoon in Europe, and want your mother to live with the both of you once you are married. Oh, and that after the honeymoon,, you'll only have sex with him once a week!

If this guy is still chasing you after you've told him you don't want a relationship,then he obviously has no self pride.

I would never chase a girl after being told that.