I just had to post this since it's such a horrid idea ----------------------------------------------------------------
Ace Ventura 3
Because SON OF MASK and DUMB AND DUMBERER taught us nothing about making bad spinoffs of Jim Carrey movies, we bring to you today news of ACE VENTURA 3 that will follow the son of Ace. Yes, SON OF ACE VENTURA. It's an idea so horrendous the creators must've been wearing at least 20 pairs of Bad Idea Jeans. If just the idea of a SON OF ACE VENTURA movie isn't enough to give you douche chills, know that it stars Josh Flitter, that f*cking annoying kid from LICENSE TO WED and NANCY DREW. When someone can say about you that you were the worst thing about LICENSE TO WED, a movie that features more hammy Robin Williams schtick than an all-night marathon of PATCH ADAMS, you know you're in trouble. And we're all in trouble when ACE VENTURA 3 hits theaters. Filming is set to begin this September in Orlando.
I thought the first was fun, I guess it was also a little added fun since it took place in my backyard. Loved the second as a whippersnapper, but it sucks.
Plus, ACE VENTURA is this wet fantasy for Dolphins fans where Marino actually WINS the Super Bowl.
Same fantasy where Eagles were good enough to NOT get stomped by Dallas or Redskins.
I don't believe they showed them winning...so we didn't even get that satisfaction.
