JG wants to finish somewhere other than in 3rd place.
What, 4th?
Aww...that's probably gonna cost me. Being mean to people surely won't help my fantasy baseball karma. Well, I guess it doesn't help with any kind of karma, does it?
Don't worry about the DH - nobody could've seen something like that coming. Don't let it be your Achilles - it's a new half! Get your chin up! See? With me working as your cheerleader, and also as JG's jinx-er, there's no way you can lose!
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...Willy, Carlos Lee, Kyle Lohse, and your other random baseball-players-of-the-day.
Random?? You think I'm just drawing these names out of a hat? It takes careful planning, involving advanced statistical study, and each player goes through detailed and rigorous examinations to determine whether he meets the high standards expected. Such a process should be admired, not mocked!
Anyway...I saw this total hottie on MLB's main page, and I think he's my next crush. I'm completely in love.
You think I'm just drawing these names out of a hat? It takes careful planning, involving advanced statistical study, and each player goes through detailed and rigorous examinations to determine whether he meets the high standards expected. Such a process should be admired, not mocked!
