Congratulations to both. I'll get you a toaster oven or a crock pot. All I ask is a dance with the bride.

Now that I think, we almost settled everything except our endearments.

I don't know about last, but he definitely is the first with me to make such a mistake.

That beats the hell out of my chia pet.

Sure!

Oh thank you! You got it.

Me too. I want to be the flower girl.

I'll be "Matron" of honor if it's ok with Afs.

Gee, I wonder where Geoff is? Most likely out buying that huge diamond (aka "rock"). I hear he's loaded so money is no object.


TIS

Sure Beth! Woooohoooo, I have to choose a maid of honor. You know what's funny? I think JG has run away.

I was just saying the same thing! It is settled then, TIS has given the honor of being my maid of honor!

He better not leave you standing at the altar. There will be hell to pay.

...no more alcohol-fueled dinners with the paisani from these boards...

Wow, how'd I miss this thread??

Unfortunately that horse was beheaded

I imagine if he gets out of this safe and sound, he'll never come to the shout box drunk again.

Well, as long as it doesn't end up in someone else's bed...

So, what endearments am I allowed?

Hmmm, Geoff hasn't responded yet. He must be making the list now. (I wonder if he's alphabetizing it).

I don't know what endearments are -- maybe I'll let SC do it for me

That wouldn't be right... they'd have to come from YOUR heart. C'mon, your amongst friends and your fiancee... you can tell afsaneh in front of all of us.

Anything besides "broad" or "old lady" should be good.

Does he ever go in there any other way?

Come to think of it, does he ever get in anywhere when he's not drunk?

During your wedding I'll volunteer to roam around outside and smash people's cameras and spit on them. I'll even toss some pennies at their feet to pay for the damages. Those pesky tourists... always taking pictures and writing down license plate numbers. *spit*

Thanks Bibble!



Thankfully, no. How else would he have gotten stuck with me?

Geoff, why don't you tell that nice girl you love her.

"I love you with all my heart, if i don't speak to you again in the shout box soon ima gonna die"

If you receive an invitation to this historic event, please RSVP in a timely manner, and don't forget to indicate your choice of entree for dinner...Chicken, Beef, or...

...gobbagool...



tony b.

Hey! Nice nuptials.

There's nothing perfect about that!

If that's the spelling, that's far from a perfect transcript.

The spelling may not be perfect, but it's phonetically correct! And I thought it would be nice to get in a plug for the website.

tony b.

"...an' a prosciutto!"

It was purposely phonetic, because he says the same exact thing 2 different ways...

Thanks, Tony

OK, so it looks like "gobbagool" is Geoff's endearment for afsaneh.