It is with the greatest pleasure to announce the engagement of Mr. Malta and myself, to be married in Costa Rica in near future. Upon hearing this great news, my mother said thank goodness, I thought that would never happen and you end up and old maid.

Aside from how I should get there, everything else is settled. Mr. Malta's business is to become fully legit within five years. Mr. Malta naturally wishes his first born to be a masculine child, and if not, at least have a masculine child even if he is to come after a dozen daughters, and so we plan to have as many children as we could until we get to have a son, whom Mr. Malta wishes to name Alistair. Oh, such a lovely name that is Alistair. I actually changed my wish about having a daughter first, upon hearing that name; however I still wish we get to have a daughter as well whom I'll name Elizabeth.

Mr. Malta wishes to adopt a pet, whom under the present board warnings shall remain nameless. (It's actually LLC) He has accepted full responsibility as to feed him once in a while, as I'd be very busy decorating and managing our new house. In case the poor pet dies due to negligence and hunger, I have plans to have taxidermists take care of him so that I put him in our statue gallery beside the statue of David.

Should I mention that I've already bought my bridal purse? Oh, yes, that's the whole point of this thread.