It is with the greatest pleasure to announce the engagement of Mr. Malta and myself, to be married in Costa Rica in near future. Upon hearing this great news, my mother said thank goodness, I thought that would never happen and you end up and old maid.

Aside from how I should get there, everything else is settled. Mr. Malta's business is to become fully legit within five years. Mr. Malta naturally wishes his first born to be a masculine child, and if not, at least have a masculine child even if he is to come after a dozen daughters, and so we plan to have as many children as we could until we get to have a son, whom Mr. Malta wishes to name Alistair. Oh, such a lovely name that is Alistair. I actually changed my wish about having a daughter first, upon hearing that name; however I still wish we get to have a daughter as well whom I'll name Elizabeth.

Mr. Malta wishes to adopt a pet, whom under the present board warnings shall remain nameless. (It's actually LLC) He has accepted full responsibility as to feed him once in a while, as I'd be very busy decorating and managing our new house. In case the poor pet dies due to negligence and hunger, I have plans to have taxidermists take care of him so that I put him in our statue gallery beside the statue of David.

Should I mention that I've already bought my bridal purse? Oh, yes, that's the whole point of this thread.

You can't stuff LLC!! He's bio-degradable.

Oh fuck it.

Congratulations. I'm sure Don Malta will be a good provider. But you ARE aware of the penile implant, AREN'T you?

Congrats Don Malta and Afs, BUT!!!


Remember our agreement, i am to transport Afs safely to the "Drop OFF" point, where i will receive my payment and complete immunity on these boards.
Don Malta you already know about my "purchase" earlier on today, so my loyalty has been proven.

Beware the new "Underboss" on the come up.

Yea!! Our first "BB" wedding. Well, I couldn't be happier for the wonderful couple. I say, do it up right! Have the reception at the Corleone house (JL can arrange it); SC can sing Lazy Mary, Cardi can grab a drink from the garden house, and I'll be glad to bring the canoli.

Ok, the firstborn son is Alistor, but then you can name the rest GF names (Sonny, Connie, Vito, Michael,and perhaps a little Fredo )

Yes, the all important bridal purse. I'll be glad to stand guard to that as well.

TIS

No, I was not. But if he manages to have 13 children, I don't think that would cause any problem.

So what are you going to give us as a present?

Yeah right, with this crowd it's like "twenty, thirty cents...in small coins, change...madonne, if this was somebody else's wedding..."

Oh, thank you TIS and Whisper! TIS, I couldn't find anybody else more trustworthy than you for guarding my bridal purse.

Haha, congratulations

Be careful with that LLC fella, Afs. He and Geoff have a storied (and sordid) history.

Other than that, congratulations! I'll play a tarantella for ya.

$20,000, $30,000, in small bills, cash. In that little silk purse. Oh, if this was only someone else's wedding.

With all the joking in this thread, I'm confused. Is this a joke?

Thanks svsg. And thank you too XDC. What a girl gotta do? The idea of having a pet seems to give such an immense pleasure to Mr. Malta, that I can't help but give my blessing.

Bibble, I'm just as confused.

When did he and DMC break up??

I was not aware of their previous engagement.

I'm not sure if it was a formal engagement. I do know, though, that they consumated their realtionship.

Oh well. Don't we all have our romantic baggages?

Geoff is very lucky that you're so understanding.

Did he ever tell you about the weekend with two stewardesses and the case of Stolichnaya??

No. Would you care to tell?

Thats better left for Geoff to do.

(I will say, however, that the rumors of barnyard animals being involved were true. So are the rumors of two gallons of Crisco being consumed. Same for three dozen batteries, a chandelier, a torture rack and various kitchen implements).

Good heavens! He sounds kinkier than I thought. But still I must hear these straight from the horse's mouth. And even then, I'm so desperate; our plans will not be affected. So if he has sent you here with these stories, it is not going to work.

Better than hearing them from the other end of the horse.

How come a doll like you is so desperate?

Dolls never age to be 30.

Huh????

I meant regardless of whether I used to be a doll or not, I've gotten old, and hence desperate.

I REALLY hope you're kidding.... you're 30 years old... in today's world thats the age you should first be considering a serious lifelong realtionship.

You're 30 and single? Should I be suicidal?

Wow guys, why is marrying Mr Malta is so horrible to you all?

Mr. Malta? I think once the ring gets slipped on your finger it should be honey pie or sugar daddy. j/k

What, so the Don's a last resort?

Geez, and I guess I have one foot in the grave.


Afs, just don't forget to send my wedding invitation. I love weddings.



TIS