Is there anything this man can't do? I've seen him cut open a deer and sleep in it, squeeze the juice out of elephant poop and drink it, drink his own urine, kill a rabbit with a stick, eat bugs, eat the flesh off of a raw zebra, escape quicksand, jump into a six foot deep pool of mud, build a raft and escape from a pacific island to try to find a rescue ship... The man makes Steve Irwin look like a pussy. Man vs. Wild may be the funniest show on television right now.

Watch Bear piss on his shirt and turn it into a hat to keep cool.

And here, Bear can be seen jumping into a frozen lake, only to escape, get completely naked, rub snow all over his body, and do push-ups to retain body heat.

Last edited by long_lost_corleone; 07/22/07 06:05 PM.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."