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Re: What We Look Like (Members Photo Album)
[Re: bogey]
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07/24/07 06:06 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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So, I'm probably the least photogenic human being on the face of the earth. But, today I found a picture in which I don't look 100% ugly/handicapped, so I felt the need to share it. Here is a picture of me and my sister last Christmas (I think).  Hey, my hair matches my shirt! How cool is that?
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: What We Look Like (Members Photo Album)
[Re: pizzaboy]
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07/24/07 06:27 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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 I have?
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: What We Look Like (Members Photo Album)
[Re: pizzaboy]
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07/24/07 06:31 PM
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"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: What We Look Like (Members Photo Album)
[Re: pizzaboy]
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07/24/07 07:22 PM
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Beth E
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Yeah, I know. He's been driving me nuts with pms. Men usually say this about women. Stop acting like a dirty old man pb.
How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin
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Re: What We Look Like (Members Photo Album)
[Re: Beth E]
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07/24/07 07:23 PM
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Yeah, I know. He's been driving me nuts with pms. Men usually say this about women. Stop acting like a dirty old man pb. I meant pm's, like private messages. Stupid me.
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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Re: What We Look Like (Members Photo Album)
[Re: pizzaboy]
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07/24/07 08:38 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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What can I say, I'm just a big slab of meat.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: What We Look Like (Members Photo Album)
[Re: Capo de La Cosa Nostra]
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07/25/07 05:39 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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llc, where's your wheelchair gone? I was using it to go 'Tard-running, and on the last one, the front wheel got caught in the eight inch crater in this guys forehead. Totally fucked up the motor. So, I smacked that bitch across the face, tied him up, and dropped him off at a white supremacist meeting. If Rainman thinks he can mess with me, I'll show him how we do things upstate.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: What We Look Like (Members Photo Album)
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07/25/07 06:43 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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Yeah, she's the better looking, less-awkward one.
I really got the bad end of the deal.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: What We Look Like (Members Photo Album)
[Re: long_lost_corleone]
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07/25/07 11:46 PM
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J Geoff
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What sexy supple lips... and your sister isn't bad, either...
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey!  lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: What We Look Like (Members Photo Album)
[Re: long_lost_corleone]
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07/26/07 12:22 PM
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Yeah, she's the better looking, less-awkward one.
I really got the bad end of the deal. Aw, poor LLC. I'll bet you thought I was gonna say "Don't be too hard on yourself, it's just an awkward stage. You'll grow out of it." Well, you probably won't.
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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Re: What We Look Like (Members Photo Album)
[Re: pizzaboy]
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07/26/07 03:09 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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Grow out of it? Jesus, how is that possible? I'm 130 pounds and bordering 6 feet! I can only get taller. It's like when you take a ball of silly putty, and you stretch it out so it gets thinner and thinner, until finally, it breaks in half. Yeah, well, that's what's happening to my body fat. Although, I must say, if my body were split in two functional halves, I imagine it'd be pretty cool. Something like... THIS.
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"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: What We Look Like (Members Photo Album)
[Re: long_lost_corleone]
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07/27/07 02:54 PM
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I'm 130 pounds and bordering 6 feet! "I'm Gumby, dammit!"
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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Re: What We Look Like (Members Photo Album)
[Re: Sicilian Babe]
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08/03/07 02:13 PM
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My most recent film, in progress, is called And Then The Light. For it, I had to wear about ten layers of clothing, and, feigning a man bleeding to death, layer by layer undress, until I am finally naked. It's an allegory for the medium of Cinema itself, for the creativity process. 
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