You know, I think this whole hotel thing just makes him look even crazier. I recall an episode where he was shown cutting open a dead dear, and then crawling inside of it to sleep in it as to protect himself from an incoming wind storm. But now, all I can think is, "why in the hell didn't he just go to a hotel that night?"
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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