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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: DE NIRO]
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08/06/07 12:19 PM
08/06/07 12:19 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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and also my posts arn't that long.. THANK GOD for that! 
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Don Cardi]
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08/06/07 01:49 PM
08/06/07 01:49 PM
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Beth E
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I found a rabbit in my garden this morning. Are you telling us that you are pregnant? Only if it was dead.
How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin
When there's a will...put me in it.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Don Cardi]
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08/06/07 01:53 PM
08/06/07 01:53 PM
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Posts: 19,066 OH, VA, KY
Mignon
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Mama Mig

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I found a rabbit in my garden this morning. Are you telling us that you are pregnant? Me pregnant? It would be a miracle if I was. No more babies for me.
Last edited by Mignon; 08/06/07 02:04 PM.
Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Beth E]
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08/06/07 01:55 PM
08/06/07 01:55 PM
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Posts: 19,066 OH, VA, KY
Mignon
Mama Mig
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Mama Mig

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I found a rabbit in my garden this morning. Are you telling us that you are pregnant? Only if it was dead. If Sampson got ahold of it it would have.
Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Mignon]
#422425
08/06/07 01:58 PM
08/06/07 01:58 PM
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Beth E
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I found a rabbit in my garden this morning. Are you telling us that you are pregnant? Only if it was dead. If Sampson got ahold of it it would have. Then we'd be going to a baby shower.
How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin
When there's a will...put me in it.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Mignon]
#422540
08/06/07 08:12 PM
08/06/07 08:12 PM
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pizzaboy
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These e-mail providers make me sick.
I have a free Yahoo address that I don't use much, but some people still send mail to, so I don't want to just cancel it. I tried to forward it to a gmail account, but being it's a free account, they won't forward it. However, they'll be happy to, if I sign up for Yahoo Plus.
Yeah, right. I'm gonna give them $19.95 to forward my mail.
Rat bastids.
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: SC]
#422547
08/06/07 08:31 PM
08/06/07 08:31 PM
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Posts: 17,300 New York
Sicilian Babe
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I'm tempted to laugh that (sad story) off by saying "Hare today, gone tomorrow", but I won't.
Thats sad, SB.  You really are too funny, SC. It was actually a relief. With the fish, cat, bird and dog, the last thing we needed was to add a rabbit to the mix. I didn't want the poor little thing to die, but its death didn't exactly devastate me either. My kids now call the dog BK for Bunny Killer.
President Emeritus of the Neal Pulcawer Fan Club
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: whisper]
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08/07/07 12:23 PM
08/07/07 12:23 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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Why do chicks get to have multiple orgasms???
My back is so scratched up right now Men can have multiple orgasms too. It's just very rare. Why do I know that?
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: long_lost_corleone]
#422785
08/07/07 12:24 PM
08/07/07 12:24 PM
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Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 4,539 My own world.
whisper
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My own world.
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Why do chicks get to have multiple orgasms???
My back is so scratched up right now Men can have multiple orgasms too. It's just very rare. Why do I know that? Bullshit we can??? I have got to work that out somehow?? oh honey......
The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero uses his fear, projects it onto his opponent, while the coward runs. It's the same thing, fear, but it's what you do with it that matters. Cus D'Amato
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: whisper]
#422786
08/07/07 12:26 PM
08/07/07 12:26 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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Yes. We can. I'll leave the wikipedia research up to you.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: long_lost_corleone]
#422789
08/07/07 12:30 PM
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pizzaboy
The Fuckin Doctor
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The Fuckin Doctor

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Why do chicks get to have multiple orgasms???
My back is so scratched up right now Men can have multiple orgasms too. Men can. You can't. 
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: whisper]
#422791
08/07/07 12:31 PM
08/07/07 12:31 PM
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Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 3,146 under there
bogey
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Why do chicks get to have multiple orgasms???
My back is so scratched up right now Men can have multiple orgasms too. It's just very rare. Why do I know that? Bullshit we can??? I have got to work that out somehow?? oh honey...... You definitely can.. You've just got to have the right girl.. 
President of the long_lost_corleone Fan Club
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: pizzaboy]
#422792
08/07/07 12:31 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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Why do chicks get to have multiple orgasms???
My back is so scratched up right now Men can have multiple orgasms too. Men can. You can't. Not after my vacation to Minnesota.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: bogey]
#422793
08/07/07 12:32 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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Why do chicks get to have multiple orgasms???
My back is so scratched up right now Men can have multiple orgasms too. It's just very rare. Why do I know that? Bullshit we can??? I have got to work that out somehow?? oh honey...... You definitely can.. You've just got to have the right girl.. Did Bogey just... Noooooo... *shakes head*
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: pizzaboy]
#422802
08/07/07 12:39 PM
08/07/07 12:39 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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You'd be surprised what a fine point sharpie can do.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: long_lost_corleone]
#422804
08/07/07 12:40 PM
08/07/07 12:40 PM
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pizzaboy
The Fuckin Doctor
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You'd be surprised what a fine point sharpie can do. If you don't take the cap off you can anally please yourself, too. Ouch!
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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