I always thought Clemenza divorced his wife for wearing that hairnet.
She wouldn't have blended very well at one of the hostess parties in GOODFELLAS, but if you brushed her with some tacky blue eye shadow, she'd be chewing bubble gum and cursing her husband in no time at all.
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
