Who taught Michael how to use a GUN?? Clemenza.
Who looks "teriff" out there on the dance floor? Clemenza.
Who makes the meanest pasta this side of Palermo? Clemenza.
Who saysthey should have stopped hitler in Munich? Clemenza.
Who takes a leak near the Statue of Liberty? Clemenza.
Who Garrottes Carlo? Clemenza.
Who stays loyal to the Corleones? Clemenza.
Who is the real stud in the family......???
Sonny
That little farce he played with Vincent's mother? That never fooled a Corleone. Even Vito said it was all "comedy" that was making him soft in the head. Sonny was one of those guys who talked a lot, but at the end of the day even his widow supposedly found more happiness with Tom Hagen.
Nah its never the guys that brag... its the quiet ones...like Clemenza.
