Referring to Lee Harvey Oswald and mass murderer Charles Whitman]

DRILL SARGENT: Do any of you people know where these individuals learned how to shoot?... Private Joker.

PRIVATE JOKER: Sir. In the Marines, Sir.

DRILL SARGENT: In the Marines. Outstanding. Those individuals showed what one motivated Marine and his rifle can do. And before you ladies leave my Island, you will all be able to do the same thing.


-In my HOME!!! In my BEDROOM WHERE MY WIFE SLEEPS!! Where my children come and play with their toys. In my home.

-My father taught me many things here -- he taught me in this room. He taught me -- keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.