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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Sicilian Babe]
#427805
08/21/07 12:22 PM
08/21/07 12:22 PM
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Beth E
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If two BB members had sex, which name would get screamed out - their board name or their real name???
Just a thought. Luckily I don't have that problem.
How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin
When there's a will...put me in it.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Sicilian Babe]
#427809
08/21/07 12:25 PM
08/21/07 12:25 PM
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Posts: 31,310 New Jersey, USA
J Geoff
The Don
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The Don
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If two BB members had sex, which name would get screamed out - their board name or their real name??? "DonMichaelCorleone" is too long to scream out - it doesn't flow off the tongue so easily.....
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: J Geoff]
#427816
08/21/07 12:28 PM
08/21/07 12:28 PM
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Posts: 22,902 New York
SC
Consigliere
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Consigliere
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If two BB members had sex, which name would get screamed out - their board name or their real name??? "DonMichaelCorleone" is too long to scream out - it doesn't flow off the tongue so easily..... Don't say DMC and tongue together.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: SC]
#427817
08/21/07 12:29 PM
08/21/07 12:29 PM
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DonMichaelCorleone
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If two BB members had sex, which name would get screamed out - their board name or their real name??? "DonMichaelCorleone" is too long to scream out - it doesn't flow off the tongue so easily..... Don't say DMC and tongue together. Do you want a picture? And obviously the women would be screaming DMC..DonMichaelCorleone if it was a little more of a high class function, say like banging her against a bathroom door
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Scarface.1]
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08/21/07 08:31 PM
08/21/07 08:31 PM
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Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 25,984 California
The Italian Stallionette
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Yesterday on Dan Abrams show they had Ron Jeremy (I guess he's a porn producer or something????? ) Anyway I was cracking up at some of the porn titles: Check this out.... 1)21 Hump Street 2)Throbbin' Hood and my favorite... 3)Mutiny on the Booty....ha ha ha LMAO Ok, some of you may have even seen these films but I haven't. I'm cracking up though. BTW I almost started a new thread for this silly topic, but then I'd have no choice but to title it "PORN". Lord know where that would lead hu. I'd probably get banned. TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: The Italian Stallionette]
#428001
08/21/07 08:57 PM
08/21/07 08:57 PM
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Beth E
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Hard to believe, but Ron Jeremy used to be a porn STAR, not producer.
Is it just me or does Jenna Jameson look like an ailen these days?
Last edited by Beth E; 08/21/07 08:59 PM.
How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin
When there's a will...put me in it.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: DonMichaelCorleone]
#428005
08/21/07 09:00 PM
08/21/07 09:00 PM
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Beth E
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Hard to believe, but Ron Jeremy used to be a porn STAR, not producer. How do you know that young lady? Geoff told me.
How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin
When there's a will...put me in it.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Beth E]
#428006
08/21/07 09:01 PM
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DonMichaelCorleone
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Hard to believe, but Ron Jeremy used to be a porn STAR, not producer. How do you know that young lady? Geoff told me. Well, at least the story checks out. You're off the hook.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Beth E]
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08/21/07 09:16 PM
08/21/07 09:16 PM
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Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 25,984 California
The Italian Stallionette
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Hard to believe, but Ron Jeremy used to be a porn STAR, not producer.
Is it just me or does Jenna Jameson look like an ailen these days? See what I know about porn? What did he look like back in the day? TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: The Italian Stallionette]
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08/21/07 10:01 PM
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Posts: 19,066 OH, VA, KY
Mignon
Mama Mig
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Mama Mig
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Hard to believe, but Ron Jeremy used to be a porn STAR, not producer.
Is it just me or does Jenna Jameson look like an ailen these days? See what I know about porn? What did he look like back in the day? TIS Probably as gross as he does now.
Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Mignon]
#428027
08/21/07 10:29 PM
08/21/07 10:29 PM
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Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 4,512 Right here, but I'd rather be ...
long_lost_corleone
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Women don't find Ron Jeremy attractive? I was to the belief that the mustache and horse-sized penis did the work of twelve beers and several recycled pickup lines. Who wouldn't want to live in that chest hair?
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: J Geoff]
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08/22/07 02:02 AM
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bogey
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So I just found out today that a guy from Morgantown, West Virginia is suing McDonald's. Wanna know why? Cuz he ordered 2 quarter pounders, and specifically told them at least 5 times that he didn't want any cheese. Then he goes, and sneaks the food into a movie theater, and starts eating it in the dark. Apparently they put cheese on by accident, and he had a "severe allergic reaction", and was on his deathbed. His hospital bill was $700, which McDonald's offered to pay. He declined, and sued them for $10 million. And apparently the guy and his boyfriend used to work where I work now. The guy who's training me, also trained that guy. Here's a video of two women on MSNBC making fun of him http://video.msn.com/v/us/fv/msnbc/fv.htm??f=00&g=b6676676-f874-49da-a53c-aa0a5bc8cdb4&t=m5 In other news, WVU is the #1 party school again. Hell yeah http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/08/20/party.schools.ap/index.html
President of the long_lost_corleone Fan Club
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: J Geoff]
#428196
08/22/07 05:47 PM
08/22/07 05:47 PM
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Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 2,419 Bar Vitelli, Queens, NY
Signor Vitelli
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Every Man's Hero?? Count me out. Even though I can remember the day (back in the early '80s) when Ron Jeremy didn't resemble a fat hedgehog. Porn was shot on film back then, and the films actually had things like lighting, editing, etc. Hell, I remember stag reels, but that's another story... As for the "hero" above - looks like thick sliced ham, and...er, hold the pepperoni. Signor V.
"For me, there's only my wife..."
"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"
"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"
"It was a grass harp... And we listened."
"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"
"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."
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