I was just thinking that in this modern day and age the worst job to have would be a Mob boss!
Under constant surveillance!
Can't be seen talking to any "work associates"!
Convinced everyone is wearing a wire!
Certain every room/phone is bugged!
Sure everyone in your own family is plotting against you!
Convinced you will end up in jail eventually!
Forced to creep around in the middle of the night and talk to everyone with your hand over your mouth!
Know for a fact that far from being a secret society everybody on the internet knows you are the boss!
Live in fear of being whacked!
Watch your sphere of influence dwindle away!
Petrified of the word RICO!
Live constantly with stress and ulcers!

Mob boss?
No fuckin thanks