No one likes having an afro down there, and generally speaking.. men don't like women having one either.
And that's all I'm gonna say without turning this into an X rated thread.
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis