He was out!!! OMG!! He was SO out!!! And what's Moose going to do?? Walk the entire freaking team??? And WTF was Abreu and Melky doing?? The two of them looked like they were going to wrestle one another for the ball! It's only the first inning, and this game has disaster written all over it already.

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