We've known each other for 3 years, but this is the first time you hope to join us.

I can't remember the last time that you invited me to your City for a slice of pizza.

But let's be frank here: you never wanted our friendship. And uh, you were afraid to be in our company, in this thread. I understand. You found paradise over in the Sports thread, had a good trade here and there and made a good team.

And you didn't need a friend here in this topic. But uh, now you come to us and you say -- "I hope I can join all of you at the next one." -- But you don't say it with compassion. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call Geoff Godfather.