horse-sized penis

I'd rather fuck a horse.

I have fucked a horse.

fvcked

Don't be scared. Do it like it says in the poison song I'm listening to now...

"Down the basement. Lock the cellar door and baby, Talk dirty to me."

And who started the rumor that Jeremy was so well endowed????? He probably did.

Anyway, far be from me to be the porn expert, but I thought John Holmes was the Mr. twice around the waist and halfway down the leg guy.

ATLANTA —
Baggy pants that show boxer shorts or thongs are becoming a "major concern" throughtout the United States and should be banned in Atlanta, according to a proposed amendment to the city's indecency laws.

"I don't want young people thinking that half-dressing is the way to go. I want them to think about their future," the amendment's sponsor, city councilman C. T. Martin said Wednesday.

Debbie Seagraves, executive director of the American Civil Liberties Union of Georgia, said the law could not be enforced in a nondiscriminatory way because it targets something that came out of the black youth culture.

"This is a racial profiling bill that promotes and establishes a framework for an additional type of racial profiling," she told The Atlanta Journal-Constitution for its Thursday editions.

The proposed ordinance would also bar women from showing the strap of a thong beneath their pants. They would also be prohibited from wearing jogging bras in public or show a bra strap, Seagraves said. [Guess I wouldn't be going to Atlanta any time soon lol ]

The proposed ordinance states that "the indecent exposure of his or her undergarments" would be unlawful in a public place. It would go in the same portion of the city code that outlaws sex in public and the exposure or fondling of genitals.

The penalty would be a fine in an amount to be determined, Martin said.

Any legislation that creates a dress code would not survive a court challenge, Seagraves said.

Martin, who is black, said he plans to hold public hearings and vet the proposal through churches, civil rights groups and neighborhood organizations.

"The purpose of the paper is to generate some conversation to see if we can find a solution," Martin said. "It will be like all the discussions we've had around the value of the hip-hop culture. We know there are First Amendment issues ... and some will say I'm just trying to put young black men in jail, but it's going to be fines."

Atlanta would not be the first city to take on sagging pants.

Earlier this year, the town council in Delcambre, Louisiana, passed an ordinance that carries a fine of up to $500 or six months in jail for exposing underwear in public. [WHAT??] Several other municipalities and parish governments in Louisiana have enacted similar laws in recent months.

I LOVE cheese!!!

There was a single winner in last night's Powerball Lottery. First prize was $314 million.

SOMEONE (in Indiana) is waking up VERY happily this morning.

There was a single winner in last night's Powerball Lottery. First prize was $314 million.

SOMEONE (in Indiana) is waking up VERY happily this morning.

Hopefully Tuesday that'll be me w/ Mega Millions!

Hopefully Tuesday that'll be me w/ Mega Millions! Too bad it's "only" $250+ mil, tho