Challenge him to a Mexican styled cock-fight.
Actually, I have no idea. Would this person hold it against you if you just explained yourself/your side of the situation?
But I'd still recommend the cock-fight. You can buy a decent rooster for fairly cheap in certain regions of Tennessee.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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