No, but you may be my cabana girl and laundry lady! Well, scratch that last part... with $12 mil I'd never have to do laundry again!

TIS, that's the only thing pretty much (well, besides family and Manhattan being here ) preventing me from moving out there, cuz otherwise it sounds PERFECT! Hurricanes in the South East, Tornadoes in the Mid-West, Earthquakes on the Left Coast... It seems all the North East has to worry about are blizzards now and then, and that's not so bad... despite the fact I hate the cold any more...

I could have someone lift the curse off you.

There's no way you could lift his "curse" off me!

I love you with or without his curse as long as he is not around.

Sheesh... most other women don't have a problem with "men and their pets"... what's the deal?

Then go love most other women. This one doesn't like animals, especially talking ones.

I thought fights didn't start until AFTER the wedding? Y'know, when the sex stops.... lol

That's because we are so mature, we sound like we've been married for over 10 years.

OMG! Someone included me in a sentence that includes the word "mature" without it starting with "im-"?!!!

lolz

Yeah, well Mr mature, wasn't that the reason that you fell for me? Don't you think we should resurrect the love birds thread and take our chattering over there before making everyone else sick?

BTW, I love how my signature attracts the Wiener Mozart Orchester ad. Are you gonna take me there for our honeymoon or what?

good luck

Yeah, I can't find it. Whatever happened to that thread?

No idea

Hey Geoff, I was just wondering...

If you had to choose...

Afs or LLC?

[Just doing my part to help the marriage... ]

That's a no-brainer!!

I'd choose Afs as my wife, and LLC as my pet... I'd NEVER make Afs my pet!!! What kind of question is that?

He is as slick as a fish.

I'm sorry, Geoff! I must not have been clear enough. I certainly didn't mean in terms of wife vs. pet. More so, which of the two do you prefer the company of? In general, who would you like to keep in your life?

Hypothetically, of course.

(Afs, he sure is slick. That's why I'd like to create something he can't wiggle his way out of. )

I work day and night on that

If you're talking about as a wife, of course I'd pick Afs!! She's a sweet, intelligent, beautiful woman! LLC isn't all those things. So I think it should be quite evident...!

That's why LLC is my pet and not my wife.

Sounds like somebody's in a bit of a jam??

Let's just leave it at this: Vote for JG in '08 because he's as good as all those other smooth-talking politicians.

I am not a crook! And, I did not sleep with that woman, Monica Lewinsky!

See, I tell the truth!

Just another pezzonovante...

The question is, is this the gesture you're making right now??

I thought you wanted my .90 caliber?

NOT DIRECTED AT YOU!!!!

...but that kinda reminds me of:

I didn't know it would come with such a great deal of lubrication.

Bush's finger or Clinton's finger??

Oh. lol

Yeah, I edited that.