Tony to the immigration guys

"Da goin' rate on a boat es a thousand and nine meng, ju know dat!"


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis