I just came from a sports bar. It's the first time I've been to that particular bar. I left at hal-time in large part because of the smoke from all the smokers that were there. I don't understand how you smokers can stand it. What's really tragic is that I was, by far, the oldest one in the bar. Most there were of college age.

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