Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.


Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later

If i come across the table and take your f*****g eyes out ,will you remember

Aniello Dellacroce
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TFI 2nd Bday - Dj Topgroove + Mc Domer
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wN58sasrpYc

TFI Lucky Star
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uw-Uw0DUAGo

Happy Hardcore DJ Hixxy
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4Pv7H4YkFKs