From around 40 years ago, here's a classic from MAD Magazine:
(Sung to the tune of "Hello Dolly")
Hello, Deli,
This is Joe, Deli,
Would you please send up a nice corned beef on rye?
A box of Ritz, Deli,
And some Schlitz, Deli,
Some chopped liver and a sliver of your...apple pie.
Turkey legs, Deli,
Hard boiled eggs, Deli,
With tomatoes and potatoes you French fry.
Oh...
Please don't be late, Deli,
'Cause I can't wait, Deli,
Deli, without breakfast I will die!
Signor V.