DS???? Its "Douchie" to you!

Can't do it, SC.

Anything for the "Ladies Thread" members.

Suck up!

A wise man, that DS. A very wise man.

Married two years and henpecked already.

Henpecked?? I find honey's better than vinegar, SC!

DB is getting his hen pecked so he's happy with it.

Oh God.... he's more gone than I thought.

Another good man down the drain.

Stop picking on DS. Just because he knows how to please a woman...

I think SC is gonna start getting cooties alerts from now on. He's been hanging with Geoff too long.

He's been begging for a Cooties Alert for quite some time now.

I can just hear SC "Come back, Douchie, come back!!!!"

I still laugh at Plaw's post last year when he was telling me to always remind my wife that I'm "King of the Castle" while explaining in the same post why he was delayed in posting fantasy results.

... Because his girlfriend had chores for him to do.

*BURP*
*FART*
(scratching my crotch)

Why am I getting a cooties alert?

I remember that. It was straight out of "The Honeymooners".

Was that before or after she threw his wipes off the terrace?

I really don't know WHY, but I find that story absolutely hysterical. I still laugh whenever I think of it (and of the way Paul told it).

That was pretty hilarious. I think it's because we can just picture a tub of baby wipes flying through the air.

You see? I'm laughing just picturing it!

I just hope no one was walking below at the time. How would you explain that injury to the doctor.

I laugh picturing that and the picture Big Daddy posted of Paul in that bear costume.

A WIPEout??

HOW DO you come up with this stuff.

[collective groan]

Someone PLEASE tell me the story so I can laugh to.

I'll see if I can find the story and paste it.

I would get an even bigger laugh if he threw HER off the terrace.

EDIT: I think it was in a baseball thread that's probably from 3 years ago, and it's not here anymore.

Here's the link:

PLAW'S "WIPES" STORY - CLICK HERE

After all that it was the can of spray that she threw, not the wipes. That knocks your "wipe out" joke right off the page.

Oddly enough, when he TOLD the story (in person) it was the wipes that got thrown off the terrace.

SC, you are just hilarious. I swear, I don't know how you come up with this stuff!!

And that was the funniest!! I can just imagine him and "the GF" arguing like that! How nice to reread some "Windbag" stories.