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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: J Geoff]
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11/14/07 09:10 PM
11/14/07 09:10 PM
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Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 19,066 OH, VA, KY
Mignon
Mama Mig
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Mama Mig

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Maybe it was Miggy all along - thanks, I love you too! Aww Geoffy loves me  You are very welcome.
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: pizzaboy]
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11/14/07 09:11 PM
11/14/07 09:11 PM
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Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 2,431 Bar Vitelli, Queens, NY
Signor Vitelli
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More than almost anything else, I wish I could be in Baltimore on Saturday, November 24.
An amazing group called Clam Chowder is performing.
For various reasons, it looks like my chances of being there are slim and none.
I am absolutely and totally saddened by this. This one's very, very personal.
Signor V.
"For me, there's only my wife..."
"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"
"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"
"It was a grass harp... And we listened."
"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"
"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: pizzaboy]
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11/14/07 10:09 PM
11/14/07 10:09 PM
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Posts: 17,300 New York
Sicilian Babe
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You can come to my house Signor V, Split Pea is playing. Figures you'd pick a gassy soup! 
President Emeritus of the Neal Pulcawer Fan Club
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Sicilian Babe]
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11/14/07 11:35 PM
11/14/07 11:35 PM
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Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 2,431 Bar Vitelli, Queens, NY
Signor Vitelli
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Figures you'd pick a gassy soup! And I thought today's fog over NYC was purely weather-related.  I've heard that, like the Scarecrow of Oz, PB is only afraid of one thing - a lighted match!  Oh, and for anyone interested: Clam Chowder's Web Page Signor V.
"For me, there's only my wife..."
"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"
"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"
"It was a grass harp... And we listened."
"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"
"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: J Geoff]
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11/15/07 04:11 PM
11/15/07 04:11 PM
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Posts: 4,512 Right here, but I'd rather be ...
long_lost_corleone
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Our DMV is "new and improved" .... I was practically in and out for a photo license! (Alas, I probably just jinxed it for tomorrow!  ) Holy Crap!!!Okay, so I enter the DMV (I almost typed DMC  ) -- no line at the reception desk (  ), tell the girl (who was very friendly  ) that I wasn't sure if I needed to renew or replace my registration card. She said no problem (  ) just fill out this form. I fill it out, and go to the "Registration Express" window -- where there's absolutely no one waiting (  ) -- and the woman almost apologetically (  ) said I'd have to pay for the full renewal ($46.50 vs $5). No problemo! Literally 2-3 minutes later I was out the door w/ my registration: 6 MINUTES TOTAL!!! I LOVE OUR NEW DMV!! Or... Well I just UNjinxed it for you. Maybe it was Miggy all along - thanks, I love you too! Look at all those little faces! I wouldn't want to read this post while under the influence of any hallucinogenic drugs... No, seriously, cut back on the damn smiley faces.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: pizzaboy]
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11/15/07 04:16 PM
11/15/07 04:16 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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Am I the only one who finds them annoying? I mean, I use them occasionally on this site and this site only, because some people tend to be so boxed in when it comes to edgy humor that you're a terrible person who bathes in fecal matter and has sex with klan members if you don't randomly insert them in the middle of your sentences.
For me, they're just really creepy, and they tend to ruin a joke when found anywhere near it.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: pizzaboy]
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11/15/07 04:27 PM
11/15/07 04:27 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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I tried looking for an emoticon of me waving my penis in your faces with my left hand and flipping everyone off with my right, but alas, it does not exist.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: long_lost_corleone]
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11/15/07 04:31 PM
11/15/07 04:31 PM
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Posts: 22,902 New York
SC
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Consigliere

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I tried looking for an emoticon of me waving my penis in your faces with my left hand and flipping everyone off with my right, but alas, it does not exist. Your penis or the emoticon?
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: SC]
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11/15/07 04:40 PM
11/15/07 04:40 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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I removed my penis long ago for purely aesthetic purposes. The ladies call it "easy access".
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Capo de La Cosa Nostra]
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11/15/07 06:39 PM
11/15/07 06:39 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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Miggie! I love you and your undying loyalty to the Don. I think we should all compete to see who loves him most. You would undoubtedly win. At the risk of contradicting myself:  Actually, I can contradict myself all I want. I'm superior to every other creature to ever live.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: Capo de La Cosa Nostra]
#450701
11/15/07 08:42 PM
11/15/07 08:42 PM
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Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 31,335 New Jersey, USA
J Geoff
The Don
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Miggie! I love you and your undying loyalty to the Don. I think we should all compete to see who loves him most. You would undoubtedly win. I don't know, Capo... you're the only one to show me how *excited* you can get... you were thinking of ME when you took that picture, right?  If so, I think you'd win 
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey!  lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Random Post Whoring
[Re: J Geoff]
#450706
11/15/07 09:30 PM
11/15/07 09:30 PM
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Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 2,431 Bar Vitelli, Queens, NY
Signor Vitelli
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"I don' want da Don comin' outta dat toilet with just his..." Hmmmm....this almost seems like a bad movie. But, at least it's the uncut version.  Signor V.
"For me, there's only my wife..."
"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"
"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"
"It was a grass harp... And we listened."
"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"
"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."
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