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Re: Movies You Just Watched Discussion
[Re: Capo de La Cosa Nostra]
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11/21/07 08:40 PM
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As for your use of LOL (and this is an observation, not a criticism), I usually take it to mean a shorthand way for "oh well". Nope I mean it literally as in "laughing out loud" because I found whatever funny, but like Wiki says, most people mean LQTM (laughing quietly to myself). Appreciate the invite. Maybe if movie discussion jumps off big-time then I'll join. Fair enough, though with an answer like that it bewilders me why you post in this thread (and mostly specifically to me). Other than answering your question yesterday and replying first to your comment about dubbing, I think I haven't replied to you in this thread since July 27 (skimmed my own posts real quick). Since then I think just "talked" to Ice, RRA, and especially SVSG and Irish. The reason why I'm still posting here, despite what I assume you mean that movie discussion isn't necessarily going full blast here either, is that I've been a member here a little over a year. What'll take me joining a new forum in FCM is lots of discussion. Kind of like what marketers say, "It's cheaper keeping existing customers than getting new ones." Plus I saw you and SVSG making fun of me and my faves vs. best/greatest stance in, I think, a recent favorite actors thread which irked me. Just being honest.
Alright, I'll be honest back: that wasn't said with you in mind (the post is here), but was originally posted in response to JGeoff and that argument in general. You're nowhere to be seen in that thread. Apologies. I am an idiot. I've also revealed that I'm narcissistic in thinking that you guys were making fun of me.
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Re: Movies You Just Watched Discussion
[Re: ronnierocketAGO]
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11/22/07 03:57 AM
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For Thanksgiving, a TURKEY of a review! STRIPTEASE (1996) - * - Bomb"There is nothing worse than an unfunny comedy" - Michael J. Nelson I've never read the Carl Hiaasen novel, but friends swear to me that its hilarious in an Elmore Leonard smart-ass/black comedy sort of way. It knows its own plot is pretty damn goofy, and everyone is in the joke, even the luckless heroine. Too bad Demi Moore didn't read the book. STRIPTEASE opens in a courtroom where former FBI worker Demi Moore loses custody of her daughter to her scumbag ex-husband. Why is he a scumbag? Because anyone with a big black mustache and a redneck accent must have to be the villain when compared to a starlet like Moore. Anyway, this is a very serious yet silly melodrama with Demi Moore having to struggle against the evil sexist society this side of Sally Field, while having to work as a strippper to afford the appeal. This movie could have been titled NOT WITHOUT MY TITS. Moore stays in this mode for the entire movie. No really, she actually is goddamn serious while everyone else in STRIPTEASE is relaxed and trying to be funny. And I stress trying because jokes fly all over the place, but like a strip club customer's dreams of having non-solicited sex with an exotic dancer, they all crash and burn. You have the great Ving Rhames firing off gags about insect yogurt, the strip joint owner with the fetish for nude cream corn wrestling, and even the Jewish stripper who states over and over again her disturbing fixiation on Steven Spielberg. Surely he learned his lesson from Amy Irving. Nevermind Burt Reynolds as the perverted Florida Congressman who lubes himself up (!) before speaking to a church convention. Everyone tries to be wacky but its end up being only awkward this side of HUDSON HAWK, absent a forgiving cultdom. Rhames, Reynolds, and Robert Patrick are proven good actors, or at least game for comedy work, but they absolutely fail. Maybe the blame has to go to scripter/director Andrew Bergman. In the decade of Quentin Tarantino and Kevin Smith, Bergman was trying to be self-conciously witty and hip that is "post-modernistic humor." Instead, he won the top Razzie for the worst movie of 1996. Considering that STRIPTEASE beat out a potent list of turkeys that include the infamous monkey flick ED, the goofy blockbuster INDEPENDENCE DAY, and Pauly Shore's BIO-DOME....that's actually pretty damn impressive. Back in the day there was so much press, and so many horny guys and young boys tripped up, about the fact that Moore flashed her tits for a then-record $12.5 million paycheck. Yet when we do finally see her peaks, its really symbolic of what STRIPTEASE really is, for her silicone breasts are bulky, discolored, and rather damn ugly. In fact, imagine if her character had never gotten those implants. She would have had the cash to win her damn kid back, and there would be been no reason for this boob in the first place.
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Re: Movies You Just Watched Discussion
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11/23/07 03:23 AM
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Clockers (1995) Directed by: Spike Lee Produced by: Spike Lee, Martin Scorsese, et al. Starring: Mekhi Phifer ("ER"), Harvey Keitel, Delroy Lindo, John Turturro; with Michael Imperioli "Strike", a young Black male (Phifer) from the Brooklyn projects, although seemingly well-meaning, gets involved in dealing drugs to make money under an older mentor (Lindo) who needs him to eliminate someone to prove he can be trusted. When the mark turns up dead, Strike's brother confesses to the murder. Keitel investigates in this urban street who-done-it that leaves the viewer (at least me) wondering until the end. A post-Turkey Day On-Demand entry that caught my eye after seeing the filmmakers and cast. I really like Spike Lee, and seeing Scorsese having a piece of it -- with Keitel, Turturro, and Imperioli -- it was a no-brainer! I enjoyed this one, despite some questionable acting in the beginning. There was *something* missing, I think, (lack of the requisite "love story"? not sure) but right now I can't put my finger on it... but I think it's worth a rental... IMDb: 6.8 Netflix: 6.6 JGeoff: Agreed... almost a 7/10
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey!  lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Movies You Just Watched Discussion
[Re: J Geoff]
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11/23/07 10:55 AM
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Clockers (1995) Directed by: Spike Lee Produced by: Spike Lee, Martin Scorsese, et al. Starring: Mekhi Phifer ("ER"), Harvey Keitel, Delroy Lindo, John Turturro; with Michael Imperioli "Strike", a young Black male (Phifer) from the Brooklyn projects, although seemingly well-meaning, gets involved in dealing drugs to make money under an older mentor (Lindo) who needs him to eliminate someone to prove he can be trusted. When the mark turns up dead, Strike's brother confesses to the murder. Keitel investigates in this urban street who-done-it that leaves the viewer (at least me) wondering until the end. A post-Turkey Day On-Demand entry that caught my eye after seeing the filmmakers and cast. I really like Spike Lee, and seeing Scorsese having a piece of it -- with Keitel, Turturro, and Imperioli -- it was a no-brainer! I enjoyed this one, despite some questionable acting in the beginning. There was *something* missing, I think, (lack of the requisite "love story"? not sure) but right now I can't put my finger on it... but I think it's worth a rental... IMDb: 6.8 Netflix: 6.6 JGeoff: Agreed... almost a 7/10 I think CLOCKERS is a good Spike Lee entry, with Harvey Keitel given a rare post-1970s chance to star in a major Hollywood release as a lead. CLOCKERS is nothing superbly remarkable, but thats not a bad thing at all. CLOCKERS (1995) - ***
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Re: Movies You Just Watched Discussion
[Re: Blibbleblabble]
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11/24/07 02:51 AM
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INVENTING THE ABBOTTS  1/2 (First Viewing) I had seen parts of this and while it was good, it wasn't as good as I was hoping for. Joaquin Phoenix was still growing as an actor and wasn't on top of his game as he is now. Also, I just don't see Michael Keaton as a narrator. Not that he has a terrible voice but I don't think it's great enough to do voice over work either.
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Re: Movies You Just Watched Discussion
[Re: Irishman12]
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11/24/07 11:53 PM
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ONCE UPON A TIME IN CHINA II  1/2 (First Viewing) I'm glad they still kept the foreigner angle in this film and the addition of the White Lotus clan made it more enjoyable than the first installment. More action, more Jet Li, and better fight scenes than Part I too.
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