I've got some catching up to do on this thread. I missed some good ones. Anyway, while I do that, here's a funny joke I just got in my e-mail.


Its hell getting old

An 80-year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "Chuck, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

Chuck replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, POOF! the light goes on. When I'm done, POOF! the light goes off. " WOW, That's incredible" the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Chuck's wife.
"Helen," he says, "Chuck is doing fine! But I had to call you as I am in awe of his r elationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and POOF! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done POOF! the light goes off?

"Oh my Word!" Helen exclaims.
"he's peeing in the refrigerator again!


TIS

"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK

"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon