De Niro, regarding your signature: you should start putting your prediction for each Man Utd game in brackets after the score.
E.g.
"LM-Man Utd 4-1 Derby (prediction: 3-0)"
Or something.
...dot com bold typeface rhetoric. You go clickety click and get your head split. 'The hell you look like on a message board Discussing whether or not the Brother is hardcore?