I am only a few lines already and it went from saying it was Mary's birthday to her wedding. LMAO and didnt Mary Die Circa 1979? Tony didn't even come to America until 1980.
It's flaws give it character I guess you could say. Nice find, it's good for a little bit of humor.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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