"Then why didn't you? And don't me callin' me no fuckin' dishwasher, I'll kick yo' fuckin' monkey ass."
"You givin' me orders? Amigo, the only thing in dis world, that gives orders, is balls."
The best one:
"Hey Manny, look at dat pelican. C'mon pelican!"
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
