DeNiro makes an offer we can't afford.

January 8, 2008 -- De Niro's price A NIGHT in the house of Robert De Niro won't come cheap. The TriBeCa titan's Greenwich Hotel is throwing its doors open April 1, according to Newyorkology.com, and the hotel's Web site is asking patrons to put out $725 for one night in a standard room. The site also notes the hotel has "75 rooms and 13 suites with amenities such as Tibetan silk rugs, Moroccan tile, Siberian oak floors" and free Internet and iPod docks. A rep for the hotel told us, "We are taking reservations, although we have not announced an opening date yet."